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Imagine, if you wanted to, what would happen if President Donald J. Trump dozed off while Eddie Ndopu, a black gay in South Africa, was teaching the so-called global warming horror-it’s just right The "biggest threat" to American security, as dementia Joe Biden severely warned us last summer.

However, Biden fell asleep during the speech. If Trump did something like this, the alternative left-wing media would call it a hate crime.

Can anyone say that the third annual Donald J. Trump impeachment event?

Instead, NBC "News" used the complete Alibi Ike to explain that for Joe with dementia, "the time is long, the jet lag is real, and the president maintained a strict timetable within a few days. There are many Meetings, appearances and speeches. And it was quite deep last night!"

This is why he mixed G-20 and COP26-combining them into "G26".

Obviously, Biden was overwhelmed in that long and arduous meeting with the Pope, starting with him in a blue suit and ending with him in a black suit—or so it seems—I don’t even want to participate in the Internet. Guess what might have happened.

The jet lag may explain why Dementia Joe keeps forgetting a small detail here and there. For example, Chinese names.

"Regarding disappointment, disappointment is because of Russia and er er er er er, including er, not only Russia, but China has basically not shown any commitments to address climate change."

Xi Jinping and Putin don't know what they missed. Joe, who never knows how to operate a self-service pump at a gas station, boasted that what he is doing is to combat global cold, uh warming, uh climate change, all of which are in the service of mankind.

"We only have a short window to improve our ambitions and meet rapidly shrinking tasks."

Mr. President, can we quote you?

Even if Joe would be completely at a loss at that self-service gas station-such as figuring out how to open the gas tank, or remembering his zip code long enough to authorize his credit card, or deciding whether to push "credit" or "debit" Button, or decide whether to press “yes” or “no” on the most important question of whether he wants to wash the car, dementia Joe is full of macroeconomic problems—a supply chain disaster he created himself.

"We have launched an early warning system to help deal with the disruption of the global supply chain of computer chips in advance, which will affect many industries in our country and all of your industries."

And what does all this mean, Mr. Dementia Joe?

"I will help it to help put the goods on the shelves faster."

Because, you know, Dementia Joe has a dream:

"The net zero energy of the net zero world is a flourishing, innovative, fair and just clean energy engine."

Net zero: Summarize the Biden regime in two words.

Let's insert Dementia Joe in the walk:

"Because of the way they react. You are here. They listen, everyone finds me, they want to know what our point of view is, and we helped lead what's going to happen here. It's simple, you know, if you are honest Yes, no, you are honest. I am not trying to imply that you are not, but we have received important support here. Strong support."

He has been very busy. He talked about his plan to create "millions of good jobs." That's playing, not paying. He is not expressing an ecosystem, but an "echo system".

Dementia Joe mentioned "the existential threat to human survival as we know it."

It is a "threat", not a threat, and your damn climate denies you.

He bragged about the trillion-dollar welfare plan he proposed-"They have 900 billion dollars to deal with climate resistance and climate change."

Climate resistance, climate resilience-go back to sleep, Joe dementia.

He also took the accompanying press card to answer questions from Democratic agents. His caregiver now gave him a book with a mugshot so he can recognize each of his cheerleaders and pompom boys in turn.

This is the situation on Monday:

"I heard that I should start AP Zeke Miller Zeke. Do you have any questions?"

Later: "The next question comes from Jeff Mason of Reuters. For Jeff Mason of Reuters."

Then: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh where is Minjin-you're sorry for not seeing you."

He apologized for being late—"Please take a seat. I apologize for making you wait so long. We are playing the elevator." chuckled. "Long story. Anyway. Good evening."

Good night, what do you mean. Biden sometimes has problems remembering faces.

"I didn't recognize you wearing a vest or a mask, I apologize."

This is history in the making. Or Dementia Joe told us.

"We meet the eyes of history."

If Joe with dementia is lucky, the eyelids of history will be as heavy as him. Say good night Joe.

(Listen to Howie at AM 680 WRKO at 3-7 o'clock every weekday.)

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